My Horoscope

Alright, you are all so lazy, I'll just do my own.

I am a Scorpio with an Acquarius rising and A Sagittarius moon.
This means I am a hyper-active insensitive asshole. I don't pay attention to people's feelings all that much, less because I really don't care and more because I am hardwired to be ADD. In fact, I understand people pretty well, I am just no good at acting on my understanding.
Basically, if I am not entertained , I don't care.
This means I am pushover for freaks who can pretty much get me to do whatever they want because I am bored.
I am pretty creative but lack even the most basic technical understanding of how to make anything work.
This amounts to a lot of over-thought underproduction.
I have an immense amount of hubris, exaggerated pride and a big, fat head, but this doesn't keep anyone from loving me since I tend to accept everyone else pretty readily.
I usually find just a few people I like a whole lot, everyone else I like just about the same, and can flake on just about the same amount.
I am vain, egotistical dunce and I don't give a shit unless its real pretty.
Then again, I like you. Or at least I understand you enough to know you can't hurt me.