Thursday, February 23, 2006

Classic title, but can we make it THE PORTO (& mung) FAN CLUB. Oh and how is it we have no link to this yet?

4 comments:

Derol said...

"Wayne and Garth also noted that mung was the worst thing anybody can get in their halloween bag on Saturday Night Live's Wayne's World sketch.

The act of "munging", in an urban legend, popularized by Episode 317 of the animated television show South Park. In the episode, children refer to mung as a liquid excreted from a pregnant woman's vagina when you push down on her stomach. Another variant is when two people engage in an illicit act with a dead woman. The resultant mung ejected when the first person jumps on her stomach must be consumed by the second person, who should have already prepositioned himself so as to 'receive the mung' in proper English fashion.
This concept has spawned cast-offs, implying that anything that is supremely disgusting can be said to be "Mung"."

Jack said...

Can't we just leave it as:

1. It's scary.
2. It could kill people.

All these details just cloud up the true "Essense of Mung", which as you might be wondering is my new designer fragrance.

Oh and someone should start a wiki entry for MEGAMUNG, which we all know:

1. Isn't scary, but
2. Does kill people.

Derol said...

I just thought we all needed a refresher course on why MUNG is like Fight Club:

Rule #1: You do not talk about MUNG!
Rule #2: You do not talk about MUNG!

benji said...

Rule #3: like godzirra, mung reproduces asexually.