Friday, January 06, 2006

Warning Labels

Pat Robertson, Dobson, Tipper Gore, and the AFA were so tired of us getting our grubby little hands on all this bad stuff- so they've teamed up with our Religous Government to put warning labels on everything... guess they may have gone a bit too far.

7 comments:

benji said...

my grandfather must have been heavily involved with the palestinian/israeli thing, cause God punished him by letting him have a mild stroke on wednesday. i always told him that his pro israeli stance was going to get him in trouble. man i hate idiot christians, really alot. if i ever see robertson, i'm going to piss in his occular cavities.

Jack said...

boy i sure hope i don't have occular cavities. those sound horrible. how about a frontile penile diggum? sweet.

benji said...

i thought you had occular cavities when you got all that plastic surgery on your mouth. remember before the surgery you use to eat like a camel, now you sure got a real pretty mouth. mmmm...what?
this is the rythmn of the night!!

Jack said...

what happened to camel eating jon? did we ditch him?

Jack said...

remember that time when we all thought jon totally sucked, but we didn't have the nerve to ever tell him? yeah. that was sweet.

benji said...

i remember when we thought that about derol, but we totally told him to his face cause he was such a weakling.

Derol said...

don't underestimate the skinny guys- we have slaps like wet noodles!