Monday, December 12, 2005

Murcury in retrograde

So, I guess Murcury is in retrograde, and thats the reason everything shitty is happening right now. At least thats the explanation I got from Wendy's neighbor, Rya. Maybe Toddy, our newest astrologer can back me up?

I'm sure I'm not the only one experiencing lots of shitty things. Not that my shitty things are NEARLY as bad as some of the other shitty things that maybe happening to YOU... But the fortunate thing, from what I understand, is that it should all be getting better around the 23rd when the shittiest of the shitty things are supposed to happen, and then not be quite as shitty anymore after that. But if the REALLY shitty stuff is supposed to happen on the 23rd- we're all gonna be swimming in a big pile of shit- cause I dunno know about you, but the shit is getting pretty deep over here!

4 comments:

benji said...

shit.

Jack said...

oh did i mention my mom passed away.

Jack said...

thanks. she was a gem for sure.

but, in an effort to simply prove derol's point, i think i may have stole everyone's buzz. please go back to funny postings now.

love,
alonzo loose-hoose

Derol said...

Sorry man- If you're coming back to SC and feel like ya need to get a drink, or even not, hit me up?