hey derol, is your dad on IMDB?

Brick

Going to Hollywood tomorrow for the Brick premire...
You NY fuckers should go check it out.
It supposed to be opening there tomorrow night as well.

Maybe I'll get some sweet Hollywood Actress type trim!
"What up ladies, I'm friends with the director!"

Heat Vision and Jack

you think any of these actors would actually come back and do the show if it got picked up? that would be sweet.

I say it's ART!

man, i sure wish i lived in Williamsburg.

Porto Sighting

Corner of Bowery & Spring, side of a Verizon telephone booth.
Looking good in a Calvin Klein ad.
Real good.

The Professional

i knew there was a reason i like natalie portman so much. i mean besides the obvious. Yikes.

Hey, what's up?!

so i changed the title and the "objective" of the blog. i'm trying to be the #1 result for justin poortinga when you google him. we'll see. also i thought i'd throw Jack in there cause there isn't enought about him on the web, cept for the straight man sex video he made in Armington D with Steven P. Hoke.