ESPN

So I don't suppose, by any act of god- you guys caught me on TV last night?

bonsai kitten

Awesome!!!!

here's to 206!

jack's a dork.
that's funny right?

well at least this is pretty funny...

Murcury in retrograde

So, I guess Murcury is in retrograde, and thats the reason everything shitty is happening right now. At least thats the explanation I got from Wendy's neighbor, Rya. Maybe Toddy, our newest astrologer can back me up?

I'm sure I'm not the only one experiencing lots of shitty things. Not that my shitty things are NEARLY as bad as some of the other shitty things that maybe happening to YOU... But the fortunate thing, from what I understand, is that it should all be getting better around the 23rd when the shittiest of the shitty things are supposed to happen, and then not be quite as shitty anymore after that. But if the REALLY shitty stuff is supposed to happen on the 23rd- we're all gonna be swimming in a big pile of shit- cause I dunno know about you, but the shit is getting pretty deep over here!