Porto Sighting

I know maybe this isn't about Justin anymore, but I did see him in a full two page Calvin Klein spread with some famous model in the last New York Times Sunday magazine.

Just thought I'd say....

Oh yeah, and kissing your dog isn't gross.

10 TRUTHS

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your
family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

well you can tell by the way i walk i'm a woman's man

kind of reminds me of the fun police, only we were so super awesome. i think he actually does some of the moves in the exact order as we did them. i think he hung out at calypso taking notes on derol, but in the end, like most of us, fell in love with sam.

please try my thing. it's a start.

THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH!

Man, and I thought Dr. Scott was good. This guys is fucking AWESOME!!!!

Fuckin' Monkeys

Dance Monkey, DANCE!!!

watching this is how i start each day. then i debate brushing teeth.

i suggest letting it load completely before pressing play. server aint so fast.

Returns

Rian just emailed me, and said the returns came back for the weekend, and apparently it opened with quite a bang! For being an independent film anyway.

The flick was GOOD! Some funny shit in it. He used one of our friends first and last name - Frisco Fayer - for a character that is talked about but never seen, a guy that is in a coma from an OD. Well, we ran into Frisco right before the movie started, and Rian made some joke like, "Hey, you're not gonna sue me for using your name?" and after the movie we were all hanging out at this bar, catching up...
Derol: "Dude, what are you doing now?"
Frisco: "I'm a Lawyer"
Rian: "(shit) Can I buy ya a drink?"

Also, it looks like he's gonna be moving out to NY. So now I can be spread even thinner if I ever get to go back and visit.

hey derol, is your dad on IMDB?

Brick

Going to Hollywood tomorrow for the Brick premire...
You NY fuckers should go check it out.
It supposed to be opening there tomorrow night as well.

Maybe I'll get some sweet Hollywood Actress type trim!
"What up ladies, I'm friends with the director!"

Heat Vision and Jack

you think any of these actors would actually come back and do the show if it got picked up? that would be sweet.

I say it's ART!

man, i sure wish i lived in Williamsburg.

Porto Sighting

Corner of Bowery & Spring, side of a Verizon telephone booth.
Looking good in a Calvin Klein ad.
Real good.

The Professional

i knew there was a reason i like natalie portman so much. i mean besides the obvious. Yikes.

Hey, what's up?!

so i changed the title and the "objective" of the blog. i'm trying to be the #1 result for justin poortinga when you google him. we'll see. also i thought i'd throw Jack in there cause there isn't enought about him on the web, cept for the straight man sex video he made in Armington D with Steven P. Hoke.

Classic title, but can we make it THE PORTO (& mung) FAN CLUB. Oh and how is it we have no link to this yet?

Found it!!!

Seconds on an oldy but goody?

I'll see your Porto

And raise you!