THE SPIRIT OF TRUTH!

Man, and I thought Dr. Scott was good. This guys is fucking AWESOME!!!!

Fuckin' Monkeys

Dance Monkey, DANCE!!!

watching this is how i start each day. then i debate brushing teeth.

i suggest letting it load completely before pressing play. server aint so fast.

Returns

Rian just emailed me, and said the returns came back for the weekend, and apparently it opened with quite a bang! For being an independent film anyway.

The flick was GOOD! Some funny shit in it. He used one of our friends first and last name - Frisco Fayer - for a character that is talked about but never seen, a guy that is in a coma from an OD. Well, we ran into Frisco right before the movie started, and Rian made some joke like, "Hey, you're not gonna sue me for using your name?" and after the movie we were all hanging out at this bar, catching up...
Derol: "Dude, what are you doing now?"
Frisco: "I'm a Lawyer"
Rian: "(shit) Can I buy ya a drink?"

Also, it looks like he's gonna be moving out to NY. So now I can be spread even thinner if I ever get to go back and visit.

hey derol, is your dad on IMDB?

Brick

Going to Hollywood tomorrow for the Brick premire...
You NY fuckers should go check it out.
It supposed to be opening there tomorrow night as well.

Maybe I'll get some sweet Hollywood Actress type trim!
"What up ladies, I'm friends with the director!"

Heat Vision and Jack

you think any of these actors would actually come back and do the show if it got picked up? that would be sweet.

I say it's ART!

man, i sure wish i lived in Williamsburg.

Porto Sighting

Corner of Bowery & Spring, side of a Verizon telephone booth.
Looking good in a Calvin Klein ad.
Real good.

The Professional

i knew there was a reason i like natalie portman so much. i mean besides the obvious. Yikes.

Hey, what's up?!

so i changed the title and the "objective" of the blog. i'm trying to be the #1 result for justin poortinga when you google him. we'll see. also i thought i'd throw Jack in there cause there isn't enought about him on the web, cept for the straight man sex video he made in Armington D with Steven P. Hoke.

Classic title, but can we make it THE PORTO (& mung) FAN CLUB. Oh and how is it we have no link to this yet?

Found it!!!

Seconds on an oldy but goody?

I'll see your Porto

And raise you!

a new adventure in produce

to look away is impossible...

a forbidden love...

the new essence of corn...

Poorto Niblets...

Green Giant Approved!

Jack Mullis is an anagram for "Chris Martin"

I didn't know Jack was the leader singer in Coldplay?! Rock on!

Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies
the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Psst! Derol?!

I've got the perfect girl for you! Here she is.